“Avert your eyes"

There I was having a well earned late morning dreaming of warmer days when His lordship decided to get up out of bed and feed the birds. I don’t mine but what with everything being all white and fluffy and ever so freezing cold under foot and other little parts of a dogs lower body parts. We were not bread for these adverse conditions!

“Avert your eyes, I’m warning you! “
I can understand Him wishing to feed those creepy winged characters of low moral standards taking up residence in my garden, but the sight of this odd shaped bi-pod dressed only in boxers and curry stains spuriously splattered on His tee shirt from last night’s take away is not for the faint hearted. Then there’s the matured slippers covering the feet, they have seen better days for what’s left of then and as foe the smell, even a strong stomached canine such as yours truly finds it hard to stand their stench at the best of times!

“It’s still snowing” you total burke!
How on earth does he think any self respecting feathered vertebrate is going to; a) locate the food and or, b) is daft enough to even think of leaving the warmth of their nest to go looking for scraps on a frozen patio table in 10” of snow and still falling. Forget “burke” and substitute “MUPPET”.

Hopefully the snow will be gone soon and I can get my well deserved rest and His total attention, after all snow and birds come and go but Salvador is here to stay.

Till we meet again same place next week!
Keep the sunny side up and the greasy side down Gang.

Yours

Salvador