Mind the step PLEASE!

That’s it, I have had enough ... it’s time to have Him locked up and the key thrown away! It has to be the best thing we can do for Him. The man has gone and “pushed the envelope” of reality just that much too far.

I know, I hear you ask... What am I kicking off for? Well let me tell you everything.
There I was on Sunday night taking “five” snug in my arm chair when suddenly and without any warning what so ever there was this almighty crash followed in quick succession by a very loud bang and ending in a string of four lettered expletives. The old fart had fallen over His own two feet while carrying his supper on a try from the kitchen.He needs help, all He can get if you ask me.

Supper went to the East of the kitchen passed the radiator followed by His lordship, while at the same time knocking the clotheshorse in a Southey direction just missing impinging its self on the sink taps. Laying there prostrate with His stuffed vine leaves, humus and pita half on the plate and the remainder on the floor I felt it best to stay cool and do the best thing. Hide!it normally works.

I have stated here once before that humans must find it hard with only two legs to rely on and this is the result. He took a fall and went to bed in pain and I had his supper. Tell me He is the smart one, why don’t you ?
Silly old fart.

Have a wonderful Christmas and do remember us pets.

Salvador