Righ here, Right Now!

Let me state right here and now.....

I am not at fault;
I was only trying to get HIS attention. It was not very warm, in fact the temperature had dropped to near zero and I had been locked out in the garden.

Yes! You heard me correctly; I said LOCKED out in the mid day freezing cold, and when you only have short legs like yours truly certain parts of one’s anatomy tend to be too close to the frosty ground for comfort, I’ll have you know. And I cannot hear anyone indoors.

Barking after all is the only way of me attracting “His” attention.
However it seems that the “so and so” had gone to the post office for a few stamps... “What about me! I shall be okay in this freezing cold while he wonders off without any consideration for me”

Mrs “H” from over the back, (such a nice lady) was trying to have some “chill out time” after a hard day's work looking after the old ladies and gents on our road... what a wonderful job she does., but my constant yapping was not going down well with her, so it seems.

Turns out that when "His Lordship" got back from picking up his stamps combined a stop over to natter to his buddy Mike on His return. They have been known to spend forever putting the world to right... silly old farts!

Meanwhile Mrs “H” was waiting for Him, (she was not a happy bunny by the sound of it) and boy oh boy! did he get a mouth full for leaving me outside all alone on such a cold day…. I could hear Mrs “H” shouting at Him. He! He! He! He!
Sorry, but it is oh so funny!
That will teach him!

Love

Salvador